poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot
(via pizza)
internetexplorers:
mirror selfies are nice because my phone covers up half my face
(via pizza)
gorilllas:
when you wanna do something fun but none of your friends are down

(Source: ezzynoenig, via i-shake-it-for-luke-bryan)
Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
Me: Math.